So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
porn star boner night. come get it.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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