That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
