He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
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