just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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