I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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