Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Mom said you looked used
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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