You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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