ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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