Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
My breasts were aching with rage.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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