He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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