You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Randomize