But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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