Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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