I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
they need to just BURY HIM!
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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