I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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