dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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