Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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