morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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