we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
i out mim tonsoeep
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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