I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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