I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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