Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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