Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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