Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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