I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Randomize
