Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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