Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Ladies don't puke and tell
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Randomize
