sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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