if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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