there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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