How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
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