What a fucking waste of an outfit
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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