im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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