try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Dignity is for republicans.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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