Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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