I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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