People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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