when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
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