I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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