I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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