feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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