I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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