remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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