All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I'm drive I can fine osifer
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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