Those balls look pretty dangerous.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
The uberlube is also flammable
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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