Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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