S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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