Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
You smell like stripper and shame
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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