Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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