Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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