Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Floor bacon is actually really good
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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