My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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