i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
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