I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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