He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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