I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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