feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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